There I was...staring in the mirror at my teeth...

123There I was, staring in the mirror. My teeth are white, right? I mean I bleached em like 7 years ago? I use a good toothpaste, so they are still white, I think? Why did the dentist say they had stains? I only guzzle a six pack of diet coke a day and then there's the chocolate bars-low card of course...ok maybe I'm in denial.So I order some stuff off the web to get em back to mega bright. I want to smile in the dark and light up the room, I am obsessed about my teeth! So I find an online service that is comparable to my last bleaching process. Forget the laser mess, it's a fortune! Besides, we all know a custom tray and gallons of viscous ooze is better. Well ok, it's better to have a custom tray made because you can touch up your teeth over time...so I went that route.Now I'm on the road to whiter teeth. I'll let you know how it goes, and hey maybe become an affiliate and sell their stuff! Let's get something straight, if it doens't make my teeth frickin flourescent white in 3 weeks, I will be upset. So why the fuss over teeth? Ya know, I'm not sure...I don't care for yellow ones? I think I notice a smile very early on anyone I meet so maybe I just want to have a nice one in return. Wow, what if it was something else I noticed first? I mean, I like eyes too, can I get non presecription contacts online? I can just see me with those things, I'd end up messing them up I'm sure.So anyway, I'm in whitening mode now...sitting here with a tray and some gel in it. They say you can keep it in for up to 3 hours, which means psycho white (me) will keep em in for 10 or something. Actually thats not so easy, you fall asleep and wake up with the tray blocking your windpipe! I'll keep ya posted on the quest for whiteness. I'm curious what other whitener folks learned about this process. For me it wasn't so bad, but talking on the phone makes you sound like you just got your tongue pierced. Doh!